radicaleftist:

“have you ever skipped breakfast”

Me, who only eats once a day: mayhaps

(via letsgotothecityofgold)

thejunglenook:

khaleesri:

“no homo” I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

This joke is lethal

(via letsgotothecityofgold)

Actions speak louder than words

And I just want to feel like I’m important to them

sand-paper-dreams:

v3nice:

“Truth or dare?”
“Dare.”
“Order me a pizza.”

I HAVE BEEN BLIND TO THE POSSIBILITIES

(via lostinspaceandmind)

sapplho:

hazel2468:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface:

ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface:

ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface:

tumblagay:

haphazardhappenstance:

possessedcreampuff:

sizvideos:

Woman Surprise Her Girlfriend With The News She Will Be Her Kidney Donor - Watch the full video

OH MY GOD THIS IS LOVE

Update:

AHHHHHHHHHH YASSSSSS

UPDATE:

Everyone who loves this post as much as I do will be very happy to know these two amazing girls are still doing good and just celebrated their two year anniversary back in September. :3

Here’s a pic from Alana’s instagram.

CUTE~~~<3

A Second Much Needed Reblog Update:

This is a message from Alana to all those who love her story.

I am SO watching this. :D

TRAILERRRRR~~~

https://www.fuse.tv/bean

I can’t wait to watch this! <3

I am in tears holy SHIT this is so sweet and good and cute and it is so nice to see this on my feed cuz everything has been kinda shitty but this… This is sweet. 

They dressed up as Kelly and Yorkie from san junipero, my heart

(via trust)

(Source: rocktheholygrail, via fuji09)

maradaisykat:

tree-of-blue-squirrel:

onfirelikegasoline:

becketts-one-and-done:

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

When Russia sends you nudes

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama 

(via fuji09)

cardassiansunrise:

unmutekurloz:

phanstop:

wontforgets:

snowwanderer:

jeanqueerschtein:

kohai-san:

fuck-you-im-australian:

mr-egbutt:

residentevils:

when u accidently type me instead of my 

accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

accidentally typing olay instead of okay

accidentally typing “oy” instead of yo

accidentally typing “god” instead of “good”

accidentally typing ‘thy’ instead of ‘they’

accidentally typing “beliebe” instead of “believe”

typing “hte” instead of “the” 

typing “laso” instead of “also”

typing “oaky” instead of “okay”

(via plantbasedprincessvibes)

triwizarded:

who here was on tumblr 4+ years ago

(via starlight-witches-archive)